JUST BEING DEVINE

August 1, 2018

8/1/2018

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Hey, kids.

So weird I posted 2 days ago but here I am once again (did you MISSSS ME?!).

Remember on Monday when I mentioned 3 mosquito bites perfectly aligned across my back? WELL Monday night I was editing music while watching Real Housewives of NYC and a mosquito zoomed past me in slow motion with its legs delicately dangling beneath them. It freaked me out so much that I made the face to the right. I then proceeded to follow the mosquito across my kitchen and then exterminate it with my seven-dollar flip flop I bought at a janky TJ MAXX when I got a blister working in midtown. 
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​The insect exploded and my soft-gray accent-wall suffered the consequences. Tragic. I’m not saying it was THAT mosquito that gave me the ellipsis branding on my back but by the looks of all that sangre it’s leaving me with little room for doubt.
Last night I went to a stand-up comedy night at my local performance center and let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like bad comedy. I wanted to, in a word, disappear. There’s something about people trying to be funny and failing that makes me suffer from such terrible second-hand embarrassment that I’d rather sink slowly into the ground and vanish into the depths of the Chamber of Secrets. Actually if we’re being honest I’d visit the Chamber on my own for purely academic reasons:

  1. I straddle that fine line between Slytherin and Gryffindor (@Harry) and want to see if I’d be accepted as a friend and enemy
  2. I am not afraid of snakes (@Dr. Jones) and would like to see about putting a leash on that basilisk and training it as a form of Uber transportation
  3. I’d like to find that GAPING HOLE in the ground that Fawkes found in order to fly everyone out of the Chamber, send up red sparks from my wand, and say to whichever professor found me “excuse me, but was this hole not a dead giveaway?”

I feel like this post has taken a weird turn… whatever, that’s my update.

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June 18, 2018

6/18/2018

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Hello children, this weekend I watched "The Kissing Booth" and I rolled my eyes during the entire movie but then proceeded watched it again the next night... and the next night. Also, I watched Iron Man 3 twice and have determined that it is the best Iron Man film. That's my update. Here's what else I liked...

"Beyoncé and Jay Z Drop Surprise Joint Album 'Everything Is Love'"
COMPLEX, 
Joshua Espinoza

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JUNE 7, 2018

6/7/2018

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This week I began the re-launch for the JBD site into something that felt more... me. For the last 2 years I followed a path that felt disingenuous; pretending to be the kind of blogger I just wasn't. Maybe this version of the site won't feel like me in a few months, but it feels right for now. Thank you for following along.

IG POST: @end.magazine

Take a second here to visualize this, because although it is a basic fact of life in ‘the Hamptons,’ it is truly astounding — every toilet and shower and bath from the Shinnecock Canal to Montauk basically flushes into carefully crafted holes in the ground. Read about it now in Issue 2 or on our website. (Link in bio) • • • • #architecture #interiors #landscapearchitecture #greendesign #design #interiordesign #hamptons #easthampton #montauk #sagaponack #architecturephotography #southampton #montauk #bridgehampton #gallery #outdoorspace #hamptonsstyle #amagansett #garden #landscape #designinspiration #amagansett #modern #awards #green #thehamptons #designlove #watertreatment #water

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