August 1, 2018
The insect exploded and my soft-gray accent-wall suffered the consequences. Tragic. I’m not saying it was THAT mosquito that gave me the ellipsis branding on my back but by the looks of all that sangre it’s leaving me with little room for doubt.
Last night I went to a stand-up comedy night at my local performance center and let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like bad comedy. I wanted to, in a word, disappear. There’s something about people trying to be funny and failing that makes me suffer from such terrible second-hand embarrassment that I’d rather sink slowly into the ground and vanish into the depths of the Chamber of Secrets. Actually if we’re being honest I’d visit the Chamber on my own for purely academic reasons:
I feel like this post has taken a weird turn… whatever, that’s my update.
I bet you forgot about this... I bet you're gonna watch the whole thing.
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Beyoncé Reportedly Given ‘Unprecedented Control’ Over Vogue’s September Cover
“In a new report from Yashar Ali at HuffPost, published Monday afternoon, Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour has allegedly granted Beyoncé Knowles “unprecedented control” over the magazine’s September issue, which hits newsstands August 14.
Beyoncé reportedly hired 23-year-old photographer Tyler Mitchell to shoot her cover photo, which would make him the first black photographer to shoot a cover in Vogue’s 126-year history. Our source close to Mitchell corroborates this report.
According to Ali’s sources, Vogue and Beyoncé signed a contract that would give her “full control” over the cover, the photos of her inside the magazine, and the captions, which she has written herself in long-form. Beyoncé loves a good contract, so at least that bit checks out.”
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Watched a GREAT romantic comedy @SetItUpNetflix this weekend ... which made me think .. why aren’t there more romantic movies □□□?!??! pic.twitter.com/YF0jcfujSz— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) July 31, 2018
I saw this about a month ago and let me just say, without ruining it, I REALLY WISH they had kissed after getting that pizza. The ending was kind of anticlimactic and I wanted a post-credit scene.
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