"I love my femininity" & "I love my gut"
Since my last post on Teaonic's fabulous brews I have been debating which next two I wanted to feature because, to no one's surprise, they all rock. During the throws of finals week last month I couldn't tell if I was thriving or teetering on the edge of a meltdown but either way, let me tell you, these babies kept me going.

Like every (literally every) Teaonic brew I've tried, each one makes me feel glittery inside... like my insides are saying "YAS, thank you so very much for filling us with this goodness and not another pizza!"

These two brews could not be more opposite: "femininity" was like drinking unicorn water and "gut" was a throwback to the holiday season. Both exciting... but in different ways.
I tried this tea for the first time when I *really* needed it the most. I was having one of those "I think the world might be out to get me" days and wanted to treat myself to a fun brew. I chose this one because I figured it would do the best job of chilling me out. I was right: it rocked.

Flavor can best be described as: a spring day

Teaonic describes the tea as, "a soothing tonic that helps balance female hormones, promote a more regular and healthy female cycle, improve mood balance, and support overall reproductive health."

REVIEW:
  • Tastes like freaking flowers
  • One of the more subtle blends, taste-wise
  • The mint flavor is reeeeeally refreshing
  • I couldn't drink this fast enough
If I remember correctly, I drank this tea lying in bed after a week of heavy, HEAVY carbo-loading (and not in the chic way where you hit the gym for 2 hours afterward and walk out glowing). I spent the week surrounded by pizza, fries and lots and lots of breaded eggplant (random, I know). The rationale or mentioning that I was laying in bed half-exhausted while drinking this was because it was a less-than-perfect idea seeing as the tea was stronger and heavier than expected.

Flavor can best be described as: chai and cinnamon

Teaonic describes the tea as, "a soothing tonic that helps support the body's natural elimination process, soothe occasional indigestion, and improve overall energy and immunity."

REVIEW:
  • Was throwing me some Christmas vibes
  • Had the heaviest taste of all the brews
  • Tasted lemony even though there was no lemon in the ingredients
  • Most true to flavor of all the teas
Teaonic is the only bottled tea brand that I drink. Here and there I will take a homemade iced green tea to work but there is nothing easier than throwing one of these bottles in your bag and knowing that your day will improve exponentially when 11 a.m. hits and you need a pick-me-up (and, p.s., you're making yourself healthier during the process).

Consensus: still rocks my world.
Oh, and yes, Teaonic sent me these drinks. But let me assure you everything I purport is true. This stuff is the real deal.

Cover photo is by Pardesi Throtter